tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41002102011-04-21T16:40:58.816-07:00lighterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01955135376656968982noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4100210.post-873291582003-01-12T17:46:00.000-08:002003-07-23T05:01:55.470-07:00<a href="http://chuckstales.idlehourwebs.com/">Back to Chuck's Tales</a> <br /> <br />While I was gone I received a invitation to join the Axis of Weevil from possum blog, a self described autocratic regime of Alabama bloggers. One, like my x's, they don't know what they're getting in to and two, I'm not so sure they want a knee jerk little l libertarian in their midst stirring up trouble. Three, it seems more a loose confederation (fitting word) than a autocratic regime, but I've filled out the application below and will email it in as soon as I remember. I'll stop at three, otherwise, I'll have to look for the calculator. <br /> <br />1) Born in, or now live in, or once lived in, or would <br />like to live in, Alabama; <br /> <br />born ans bred (note to self check spellin and CAps they seem to have a thing about it) <br /> <br />2) Not ashamed to admit to #1; <br /> <br />Ashamed? I'm proud to be #1 <br /> <br />3) Staunchly anti-idiotarian, or can at least pretend <br />pretty good <br /> <br />Hell, this is Phenix City. I'd have to be against most of the ..........Oh yeah I meet this qualification <br /> <br />4) Functionally literate <br /> <br />Most of the time. Fortunately, I attended government schools before the idiots got hold of them <br /> <br />5) Don't type in ALL CAPS or all e.e. cummings case or <br />MiXeD. <br /> <br />All the time? Does this mean I have to use spell check? <br /> <br />6) Update your blog more than once a month <br /> <br />I run my mouth here real regular except during deer season, rabbit season, dove season, varmint season, Auburn football season, crappie season, speckled trout season, .................. But I still find time to inflict my views and stories on my masochist viewers on a much to regular basis if you listen to some of them. <br /> <br />7) Willing to be made fun of <br /> <br />Sure, just remember I'm a concealed carry <br /> <br />8) Willing to make fun of yourself <br /> <br />My favorite target <br /> <br />9) Have a framed picture of John Moses Browning <br /> <br />Who? How about the "Bear" on black velvet? <br />Updated: Oh. That John Moses Browning. I'm a Remington man. <br /> <br />10) Personal library must contain more books than you <br />will ever read <br /> <br />That takes care of all of them not sitting next to the throne <br /> <br />11) Must be able to recite Monty Python and the Holy <br />Grail and give an episode synopsis of all Andy <br />Griffith shows from memory <br /> <br />Hmmm A little shy in this department <br /> <br />12) Your pickup truck must be in good working <br />order--use of ether to get it started is not <br />recommended, but will be allowed on a case-by-case <br />basis <br /> <br />Its not a truck, Its a cj5 and I always park on a slope. Just put some kitty litter on the oil spots. Make sure to pick out the little lumps first, otherwise you might mistake them for assorted bolts that have fell off. <br /> <br /> <br />© 2002 LCM3 <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4100210-87329158?l=axisofweevilform.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lighterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01955135376656968982noreply@blogger.com