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While I was gone I received a invitation to join the Axis of Weevil from possum blog, a self described autocratic regime of Alabama bloggers. One, like my x's, they don't know what they're getting in to and two, I'm not so sure they want a knee jerk little l libertarian in their midst stirring up trouble. Three, it seems more a loose confederation (fitting word) than a autocratic regime, but I've filled out the application below and will email it in as soon as I remember. I'll stop at three, otherwise, I'll have to look for the calculator.

1) Born in, or now live in, or once lived in, or would
like to live in, Alabama;

born ans bred (note to self check spellin and CAps they seem to have a thing about it)

2) Not ashamed to admit to #1;

Ashamed? I'm proud to be #1

3) Staunchly anti-idiotarian, or can at least pretend
pretty good

Hell, this is Phenix City. I'd have to be against most of the ..........Oh yeah I meet this qualification

4) Functionally literate

Most of the time. Fortunately, I attended government schools before the idiots got hold of them

5) Don't type in ALL CAPS or all e.e. cummings case or
MiXeD.

All the time? Does this mean I have to use spell check?

6) Update your blog more than once a month

I run my mouth here real regular except during deer season, rabbit season, dove season, varmint season, Auburn football season, crappie season, speckled trout season, .................. But I still find time to inflict my views and stories on my masochist viewers on a much to regular basis if you listen to some of them.

7) Willing to be made fun of

Sure, just remember I'm a concealed carry

8) Willing to make fun of yourself

My favorite target

9) Have a framed picture of John Moses Browning

Who? How about the "Bear" on black velvet?
Updated: Oh. That John Moses Browning. I'm a Remington man.

10) Personal library must contain more books than you
will ever read

That takes care of all of them not sitting next to the throne

11) Must be able to recite Monty Python and the Holy
Grail and give an episode synopsis of all Andy
Griffith shows from memory

Hmmm A little shy in this department

12) Your pickup truck must be in good working
order--use of ether to get it started is not
recommended, but will be allowed on a case-by-case
basis

Its not a truck, Its a cj5 and I always park on a slope. Just put some kitty litter on the oil spots. Make sure to pick out the little lumps first, otherwise you might mistake them for assorted bolts that have fell off.


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posted by lighter at 5:46 PM